Not to spoil the ending, but everything is going to be ok10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Dog mom

Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear a path.10"x10" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Instead of "single" as my relationship status, I prefer "Independently Owned and Operated."

Probably wine13oz Mug

Drink coffee. Rescue animals. Take naps. Repeat.

We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child... Do they just show up? Or is there like a number to call?Kitchen Towel

Apparently, "alcohol" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt ItKitchen Towel

I have a ton of excitement in my life. (I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement.)

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.

Oh Relax Obviously Nothing Is Under Control Kitchen Towel

When you hear a southern girl yell, "Oh, Hell no!" you'd better run.

Remember, as far as everyone knows we are a normal family

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones and sheer lack of common decency that you and I were meant to be best friends.

Love you more6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

Give it to God and go to sleep. Pillow Cover